01 8 / 2014

09 7 / 2014

omfgdrugs:

swaveyz:

ifeelsinister:

127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was cringing the whole time because I thought it would be demon Dean from the season finale oh god

$$$

THIS WAS SO DOPE I THOUGHT SOME SCARY SHIT WOULD SHOW
UP I WAS LITERALLY SCROLLING SO CAUTIOUSLY OMG

(Source: onleatherwings92, via catsliveinouterspace)

23 6 / 2014

lets-get-fit-madafaka:

runwhileucan:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

killerkurves:


Kelly Brook

Well. She’s fucking gorgeous.

Wow

OH MY!!!!!!!!!HER BODY IS SO FLAWLESS
NOT TO MENTION HER SMILE

lets-get-fit-madafaka:

runwhileucan:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

killerkurves:

Kelly Brook

Well. She’s fucking gorgeous.

Wow

OH MY!!!!!!!!!
HER BODY IS SO FLAWLESS

NOT TO MENTION HER SMILE

(Source: tgpodone, via letsbefitforlife)

10 6 / 2014

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

(Source: kendrawcandraw, via letsbefitforlife)

06 4 / 2014

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

(Source: coolest-humans, via woulditbecreepyifi)

02 4 / 2014

misscaitlindash:

whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth:

1000morewords:

allyspock:

ireallyambatman:

carasweetheart:

Harry Potter wedding

Omg if mike likes Harry potter we gotta do this!

This is the only wedding thing I will ever reblog

Stop

I wouldn’t do it for my wedding, but I would love to be invited to a wedding like this!!!!

Holy smokes dear husband of the future prepare yourself 

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31 3 / 2014

its-fit-ness:

fandomgirlthings:

sun0fagun:

I am Ratchet Snow White… 

Cuz we all need some Ratchet Snow White in our lives

😂

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28 3 / 2014

"

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

"

26 3 / 2014

kinell:

pennineprincess:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

Visiting Jay’s house….

you literally “drop your bag off” in my room and disappear for an hour because Rolo is there.

23 3 / 2014

"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."

15 2 / 2014

11 2 / 2014

09 2 / 2014

yogabuckyeah:

♥ Spirituality/Meditation Blog ♥ http://yogabuckyeah.tumblr.com/

yogabuckyeah:

♥ Spirituality/Meditation Blog ♥ http://yogabuckyeah.tumblr.com/

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29 1 / 2014

25 1 / 2014

  • (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
  • 1: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
  • 2: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
  • 1: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
  • 2: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
  • 3: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
  • 1: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
  • 4: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
  • (Everyone starts laughing.)
  • 1: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
  • (Everyone groans.)
  • 1: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
  • (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
  • 5: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
  • 1: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
  • (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
  • 5: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
  • 6: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
  • 5: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
  • (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
  • 5: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
  • 7: “MAAATH!”
  • 5: “MAAAAATH!”
  • 7: “MAAAAAATH!”
  • 5: “Forth, exam-takers!”
  • (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
  • 5: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”