06 4 / 2014

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

(Source: coolest-humans, via woulditbecreepyifi)

02 4 / 2014

misscaitlindash:

whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth:

1000morewords:

allyspock:

ireallyambatman:

carasweetheart:

Harry Potter wedding

Omg if mike likes Harry potter we gotta do this!

This is the only wedding thing I will ever reblog

Stop

I wouldn’t do it for my wedding, but I would love to be invited to a wedding like this!!!!

Holy smokes dear husband of the future prepare yourself 

(via fitinyourdreams)

31 3 / 2014

its-fit-ness:

fandomgirlthings:

sun0fagun:

I am Ratchet Snow White… 

Cuz we all need some Ratchet Snow White in our lives

😂

28 3 / 2014

"

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

"

(via wteverrr)

(Source: khaleesri, via letsbefitforlife)

26 3 / 2014

kinell:

pennineprincess:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

Visiting Jay’s house….

you literally “drop your bag off” in my room and disappear for an hour because Rolo is there.

23 3 / 2014

"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."

15 2 / 2014

11 2 / 2014

09 2 / 2014

yogabuckyeah:

♥ Spirituality/Meditation Blog ♥ http://yogabuckyeah.tumblr.com/

yogabuckyeah:

♥ Spirituality/Meditation Blog ♥ http://yogabuckyeah.tumblr.com/

(via jessisgettingfit)

29 1 / 2014

25 1 / 2014

  • (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
  • 1: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
  • 2: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
  • 1: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
  • 2: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
  • 3: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
  • 1: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
  • 4: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
  • (Everyone starts laughing.)
  • 1: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
  • (Everyone groans.)
  • 1: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
  • (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
  • 5: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
  • 1: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
  • (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
  • 5: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
  • 6: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
  • 5: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
  • (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
  • 5: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
  • 7: “MAAATH!”
  • 5: “MAAAAATH!”
  • 7: “MAAAAAATH!”
  • 5: “Forth, exam-takers!”
  • (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
  • 5: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

24 1 / 2014

small-butmighty:

ahmanduhhh:

bostonsocks:

This is Blondie. Blondie was a cat who was hit on a highway and left on the side of the road for dead. Her hips are broken and she desperately needs surgery to repair them, with a 50/50 shot of her condition returning to normal. As of right now, she is paralyzed and cannot urinate or defecate on her own and is being helped 24/7 by an emergency vet, but her medical expenses are costly. 

I have already donated but one person is obviously not enough. They are halfway to her medical expenses being covered and this cat deserves a fighting shot. Read her story and donate here.

If you want to keep updated with her, the Facebook page for her caregivers is here.

EVEN if you can’t donate please signal boost this! Every pet deserves a chance. She has a 50/50 shot and her medical expenses are halfway paid for. She’s just a kitty who needs a little hope.

Signal boost. Poor little kitty :(

poor bubby :(

(via letsbefitforlife)

21 1 / 2014

strivingforaperfectfit:

beauty—queen—from—mars:

Dove “Selfie” Campaign

Everybody should watch this guys. Every singe one of us. It literally brought tears to my eyes because this is so important. And it’s about time we realized it.

Please
Please
PLEASE
watch it.

(via real-bitches-squat)

05 12 / 2013

19 11 / 2013

surfahboi:

Antidepressants

surfahboi:

Antidepressants

(Source: owmeex, via flawlesslyy-fitt)